I SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO TELL THE TRUTH all of the time (OK, OK, most of the time. . . Not buying that?) I tell the truth a lot, is that fair?! And I was telling the truth about Three Fingered Bill in my last posting.
Little did I know that Three Fingered Bill would be so tickled by his newfound fame (actually he was drunk again, hadn't even read my column yet, when he got a hands tattoo last Saturday night.) Yet Bill displayed his new identity tattoo to me on Sunday. The "N" on his right hand is actually his thumb. (click on "view entry") That's what I meant about the creepy handshake.
I couldn't make up the people I meet everyday. Seriously. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

