March 2010 Archives

What is this, an April Fool's joke?

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MARCH CAME IN LIKE A LIAR and went out like a loveable little dog that had just bitten your ankles for 30 days straight.  Wet, wet, wet, nasty, windy March was supposed to be a respite from wet, wet, wet, windy, snowy February. March must not have gotten the memo.

  Between the two of them, February-March 2010 set all kinds of records for precipitation, both of the hexagonal flakey variety and the moist teardrop-shaped variety. This was Philadelphia's wettest late winter/early spring since official weather records started being kept by the city in 1873.  It was also one of the warmest months of March on record.

  Every time we felt spring whispering "yes, yes, yes" March would counter with "nine! nine! nine!" inches of rain (OK, it was only 7.23 inches, but it's still the third wettest March in recorded history.  February had pruney fingers too by the end of the month.  When all that snowfall melted, it added up to 5.76 inches (a foot of snow equals one inch of rain).

  The final day of March saw people come creeping out of shelters like cavemen blinking at the brightness outside. This pooch and his iPod listening master were among the late afternoon arivals at Clark Park in West Philadelphia to enjoy the sunshine that emerged around midday and is supposed to hang around all weekend.

 Sing hallelujah, come on, get April. 

 

 

 

 

Me and My Big Mouth. It runs in the family.

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dailylucyhoagie.jpg  LIKE GRANDFATHER LIKE GRANDDAUGHTER.  This is Lucy, my almost-two-year-old granddaughter at dinner Friday night, demonstrating a DeLeon family trait.  We like to bite off more than we can chew. Lucy  chomped on my Italian hoagie because it looked better than her peas and chicken dinner. Kind of the same way I took a chomp on Cornell before Big Red dismantled  Temple in the first round of the NCAA tournament  that afternoon.

   Ouch!

   Lucy, of course, finished the hoagie.  Much like Cornell finished the Owls season. 

T for Temple U. You gotta problem with that?

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IT WENT DOWN LIKE BUDDAH. . . with the Atlantic Ten championship game on the line Sunday in Atlantic City's Boardwalk Hall, with Temple clinging to a one-point lead over the University of Richmond with 22 seconds left, a young man from my high school alma mater (Lower Merion) and my childhood hometown (Narberth) stepped to the foul line. Temple senior Ryan Brooks drove a stake through the heart of Richmond's desperate and scary final minutes comeback from ten points down by swishing two of the sweetest free throws any Narb has ever launched. Mr. Draper would have been proud.

Brooks' silky foul shots under testicle-clamping pressure (I'm talking about mine) proved the difference in the 56-52 final score that gave Temple its threepeat in the A-Ten tourney championship and set up the showdown Friday afternoon against Cornell in the first round of the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament.

Be afraid, Temple fans. Be very afraid.

If Villanova fans feel that the source of Temple fans' antipathy toward the Wildcats is result of -- as quoted in a letter published Wednesday by Inquirer sports columnist John Gonzalez -- "We ('Nova fans) don't tip them (Temple fans) enough when they mow our lawns", just imagine what those Ivy League Cornell fans think.

Two words leap to mind. The the first starts with the letter "F" and the second is " 'em."

Sure the Cornell campus in idylic Ithaca, N.Y. has its gorgeous gorges, but so does Temple's campus in the heart of North Philly. Except that our practical gorge has train tracks that run all the way to the Navy Yard. Sure Cornell's 27-4 Ivy League Championship team has a Bigfoote weapon -- seven-foot center Jeff Foote -- known affectionately by Cornell fans as "the seven-foot-tall white guy." The first seven-footer to play on the hallowed basketball courts of Temple's Ryan Brooks' hometown Narberth playground was a limber young lad from Overbrook High School named Wilton Chamberlain, "Dippy" for short.

I'm not saying that Cornell's biggest win of the season over South Dakota, 71-65, shouldn't be compared favorably with Temple's biggest win of the season over Number Two tournament seed Villanova (mow this, Main Line frat boy) 75-65. Nor am I saying that Cornell's worst loss of the season, to Penn by 15 points, should be compared in any way to Temple's 15 point victory over the same Penn team.

All I'm saying is nothing you haven't already read in the good book. The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. But that's the way to bet.

An old man's gotta do what an old man's gotta do

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SPANKING PRETTY GIRLS ON PINE STREET is pretty much what Joe Tiberino lives for. The West Philadelphia artist, and curator of the Ellen Powell Tiberino Museum of Contemporary Art in Powellton Village, has been waiting patiently for the better part of his 70 years for some dazzling young lady in a green high school junior prom dress to insist that Joe sit right down on a marble stoop, bend her over his knee and spank her pale white bottom until it was as pink as his sick twisted old man fantasies.

Now I ask you to look at that face on Joe Tiberino with his "What me worry?" Alfred E. Neuman grin and tell me that the man doesn't know that dreams were meant to come true. If I hadn't been there to exhaustively document with photographes Mr. Tiberino's afternoon paddywhack on the 1200 block of Pine Street Wednesday, I do believe that I'd believe that I'd suspect that the old codger made the whole story. But I was there when photographer Lauren Enfield picked old Joe out of all the hunk'a hunk'a burnin' manhood lining the horsehoe shaped bar at Dirty Frank's and asked him to play the mean daddy in this bad-girl-gets-hers scenario.

Joe was only too willing to oblige, and being the quick study he's always been in matters pornopossible , he performed his duties as though he was to the paddle born. His comely lapmate is May Duffner, a magnificently endowed model who played the role of naughty so nicely you'd think she'd been practicing.

It's all in day's work, loyal readers. I'm just glad I was there to document another "You think I make this stuff up?" moment.

Incidentally, Joe invited Lauren and May to the spring season grand opening of The Ellen (tiberinomuseum.org) on Saturday, April 17 from 2 p.m.until dawn or thereabouts. You're invited too.

 

March Madness? Spring is here? Tell it to the snow sphinx

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dailysphinx.jpgWE KNOW IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE, and yet we can't help but notice how nice these last couple of days have been.  A long sunny weekend in early March, an almost warm Monday.  The sense of spring, not in abstract or memory, but to feel it in the air like sex in the wind.  I can smell Spring around here!

  But it's a tease, not even a lie. March is a month only a mother could love. Such a disappointment. Not allowed to be still winter, not supposed to be spring.  Acting out all the time.

  I see no lamb in March.  A lion certainly, but not roaring necessarily.  I see an inscrutable lionlike presence in the month of March.  Like that snow sphinx above. March is patient.  March has seen it all. 

 

 

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